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Schedule 1 customers: what all 66 customers want, by area, and the four special groups

Every Schedule 1 customer with their area, the three effects they prefer, their standards and budget per deal, the effects in highest demand across the map, and the four special groups with their bonus effects.

Published November 2, 2026

Every customer in Schedule 1 prefers three effects, holds the product to a quality standard, and has a budget per deal. This is the complete list by area, from the database behind Schedule 1 Companion’s customer pages (opens in new tab), followed by the effects most customers ask for and the four special groups.

What a customer wants

A customer’s three effects are what they look for in a product. Matching more of them means a happier customer and a better deal. Standards range from very low to high and set the quality they expect. Budget per deal is the most they will pay in one sale. The areas run from Northtown, where budgets start around $222, to Uptown, where most customers pay up to $1,706.

Customers and budgets by area
AreaCustomersStandardsBudget range
Northtown14Low, Very Low$222 to $1,023
Westville10Low, Very Low$222 to $1,048
Downtown11Moderate, Very Low$390 to $926
Docks11Moderate, Very Low$529 to $926
Suburbia10High$835 to $1,170
Uptown10High$1,392 to $1,706

Effects in demand

Counting every customer’s three effects across the map:

How many of the 66 customers want each effect
EffectCustomersEffectCustomers
Euphoric11Calming5
Sneaky10Calorie-Dense5
Thought-Provoking10Lethal5
Schizophrenia9Disorienting4
Energizing8Electrifying4
Refreshing8Foggy4
Shrinking8Gingeritis4
Toxic8Glowing4
Athletic7Jennerising4
Sedating7Laxative4
Spicy7Paranoia4
Tropic-Thunder7Smelly4
Focused6Explosive3
Long-Faced6Anti-Gravity2
Munchies6Seizure-Inducing2
Slippery6Zombifying2
Balding5Cyclopean1
Bright-Eyed5

Euphoric, Sneaky and Thought-Provoking lead. None of the three is among the most valuable effects, and Euphoric cannot be added by any ingredient directly, so a mix built for price and a mix built for a customer are usually different recipes. The effects list shows which ingredient produces each.

Northtown (14)

Northtown customers, their preferred effects, standards and budget per deal
CustomerWantsStandardsBudget
Austin SteinerCalorie-Dense, Euphoric, MunchiesLow$445
Beth PennSchizophrenia, Lethal, Seizure-InducingLow$222
Chloe BowersEuphoric, Shrinking, MunchiesLow$222
Donna MartinRefreshing, Lethal, MunchiesLow$390
Geraldine PoonBalding, Long-Faced, SedatingVery Low$1,023
Jessi WatersEnergizing, Paranoia, SneakyVery Low$557
Kathy HendersonAthletic, Energizing, FocusedLow$445
Kyle CooleyCalming, Munchies, SmellyLow$487
Ludwig MeyerEuphoric, Refreshing, EnergizingLow$222
Mick LubbinEuphoric, Bright-Eyed, SneakyLow$445
Mrs. MingGingeritis, Shrinking, ElectrifyingLow$390
Peggy MyersBright-Eyed, Refreshing, EnergizingLow$682
Peter FileFocused, Refreshing, SneakyLow$682
Sam ThompsonMunchies, Athletic, SmellyLow$264

Westville (10)

Westville customers, their preferred effects, standards and budget per deal
CustomerWantsStandardsBudget
Charles RowlandSedating, Disorienting, FoggyLow$390
Dean WebsterGlowing, Laxative, SpicyLow$950
Doris LubbinSpicy, Tropic-Thunder, BaldingLow$390
George GreeneEnergizing, Focused, Thought-ProvokingLow$1,048
Jerry MonteroGingeritis, Smelly, Thought-ProvokingLow$487
Joyce BallEuphoric, Thought-Provoking, Calorie-DenseLow$390
Keith WagnerSlippery, Sneaky, Tropic-ThunderVery Low$222
Kim DelaneyShrinking, Jennerising, FocusedLow$682
Meg CooleySneaky, Slippery, Thought-ProvokingLow$222
Trent ShermanAthletic, Balding, Calorie-DenseLow$390

Downtown (11)

Downtown customers, their preferred effects, standards and budget per deal
CustomerWantsStandardsBudget
Bruce NortonEnergizing, Paranoia, SpicyModerate$926
Elizabeth HomleySedating, Tropic-Thunder, ToxicModerate$682
Eugene BuckleySchizophrenia, Toxic, CalmingModerate$682
Greg FiggleEuphoric, Tropic-Thunder, ToxicVery Low$682
Jeff GilmoreSedating, Long-Faced, LaxativeModerate$390
Jennifer RiveraShrinking, Slippery, ToxicModerate$682
Kevin OakleySchizophrenia, Munchies, CalmingModerate$682
Louis FourierShrinking, Seizure-Inducing, ParanoiaModerate$682
Lucy PenningtonCalorie-Dense, Euphoric, GlowingModerate$682
Philip WentworthRefreshing, Shrinking, FoggyModerate$682
Randy CaulfieldNo listed preferencesModerate$682

Docks (11)

Docks customers, their preferred effects, standards and budget per deal
CustomerWantsStandardsBudget
Anna ChesterfieldRefreshing, Thought-Provoking, EuphoricModerate$926
Billy KramerSpicy, Schizophrenia, Long-FacedModerate$926
Cranky FrankLaxative, Toxic, Tropic-ThunderModerate$926
Genghis BarnElectrifying, Gingeritis, AthleticVery Low$926
Javier PérezCyclopean, Sedating, Bright-EyedModerate$529
Kelly ReynoldsThought-Provoking, Smelly, ZombifyingModerate$926
Lisa GardenerLaxative, Schizophrenia, Anti-GravityModerate$926
Mac CooperFocused, Spicy, Long-FacedModerate$926
Marco BaroneSneaky, Long-Faced, RefreshingModerate$926
Melissa WoodAnti-Gravity, Refreshing, SlipperyModerate$926
Sherman GilesBright-Eyed, Explosive, ParanoiaModerate$926

Suburbia (10)

Suburbia customers, their preferred effects, standards and budget per deal
CustomerWantsStandardsBudget
Alison KnightElectrifying, Toxic, EuphoricHigh$1,170
Carl BundyGlowing, Athletic, DisorientingHigh$1,170
Chris SullivanSneaky, Euphoric, ElectrifyingHigh$1,170
Dennis KennedyAthletic, Focused, Bright-EyedHigh$1,170
Hank StevensonSneaky, Toxic, SchizophreniaHigh$1,170
Harold ColtFoggy, Spicy, JennerisingHigh$1,170
Jack KnightShrinking, Thought-Provoking, LethalHigh$1,170
Jackie StevensonToxic, Sedating, Long-FacedHigh$1,170
Jeremy WilkinsonBalding, Slippery, Calorie-DenseHigh$1,170
Karen KennedyTropic-Thunder, Sedating, JennerisingHigh$835

Uptown (10)

Uptown customers, their preferred effects, standards and budget per deal
CustomerWantsStandardsBudget
Fiona HancockLethal, Thought-Provoking, Tropic-ThunderHigh$1,706
Herbert BleuballSlippery, Foggy, ExplosiveHigh$1,706
Irene MeadowsEuphoric, Thought-Provoking, SneakyHigh$1,706
Jen HeardDisorienting, Energizing, SneakyHigh$1,706
Lily TurnerShrinking, Energizing, AthleticHigh$1,706
Michael BoogJennerising, Calming, SchizophreniaHigh$1,706
Pearl MooreSchizophrenia, Gingeritis, ExplosiveHigh$1,392
Ray HoffmanThought-Provoking, Zombifying, GlowingHigh$1,392
Tobias WentworthLethal, Disorienting, SpicyHigh$1,706
Walter CusslerSchizophrenia, Calming, BaldingHigh$1,706

Special groups

Four groups of special customers buy only certain product types and pay a bonus of 40% of the product’s value for each of their five bonus effects it carries.

Special customer groups, what they buy and the effects they pay extra for
GroupLeaderMembersMeeting spotBuysBonus effects
HippiesKrystal Bird8Suburbia ParkWeed, ShroomsBright-Eyed, Calming, Calorie-Dense, Foggy, Zombifying
Party BusChad Chaddington9West of the exploded RVCocaine, ShroomsElectrifying, Gingeritis, Glowing, Slippery, Smelly
BusinessmenJohnny Smith6North of Highland Towers, DowntownCocaine, MethAnti-Gravity, Balding, Energizing, Focused, Thought-Provoking
BikersDiesel Rodd8South of Top Tattoo, WestvilleWeed, MethDisorienting, Long-Faced, Paranoia, Schizophrenia, Spicy

A product with all five bonus effects pays three times its value to that group. The Businessmen’s list includes Anti-Gravity and Thought-Provoking, both high multipliers, so a Cocaine mix built for them is close to the best Cocaine mixanyway. The Bikers’ list pairs Long-Faced and Spicy with three zero-value effects that only a mix built for them will carry.

Selling to a customer

Questions

What does Sherman Giles want in Schedule 1?
Sherman Giles is in Docks and wants Bright-Eyed, Explosive, Paranoia. Standards are moderate and the budget per deal is $926. The reverse calculator (opens in new tab) opens with those three effects set.
What does Jen Heard want in Schedule 1?
Jen Heard is in Uptown and wants Disorienting, Energizing, Sneaky. Standards are high and the budget per deal is $1,706. The reverse calculator (opens in new tab) opens with those three effects set.
What does Cranky Frank want in Schedule 1?
Cranky Frank is in Docks and wants Laxative, Toxic, Tropic-Thunder. Standards are moderate and the budget per deal is $926. The reverse calculator (opens in new tab) opens with those three effects set.
What does Jerry Montero want in Schedule 1?
Jerry Montero is in Westville and wants Gingeritis, Smelly, Thought-Provoking. Standards are low and the budget per deal is $487. The reverse calculator (opens in new tab) opens with those three effects set.
What does Eugene Buckley want in Schedule 1?
Eugene Buckley is in Downtown and wants Schizophrenia, Toxic, Calming. Standards are moderate and the budget per deal is $682. The reverse calculator (opens in new tab) opens with those three effects set.
What does Geraldine Poon want in Schedule 1?
Geraldine Poon is in Northtown and wants Balding, Long-Faced, Sedating. Standards are very low and the budget per deal is $1,023. The reverse calculator (opens in new tab) opens with those three effects set.
Who are the special customers in Schedule 1?
Four groups: the Hippies led by Krystal Bird, the Party Bus led by Chad Chaddington, the Businessmen led by Johnny Smith, the Bikers led by Diesel Rodd. Each buys only certain product types and pays a bonus for each of five effects on the product. They are listed below with their meeting spots.
How many customers are there in Schedule 1?
66 in the Companion's database across six areas: 14 in Northtown, 10 in Westville, 11 in Downtown, 11 in Docks, 10 in Suburbia, 10 in Uptown. The Customer Database (opens in new tab) has a page for each one.